<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201</id><updated>2011-09-01T17:35:42.085+01:00</updated><title type='text'>T-Zero</title><subtitle type='html'>Ressurreição</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>332</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-115844605756726872</id><published>2006-09-16T23:32:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-16T23:34:17.580+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Sporting - 0 Paços de Ferreira - 1</title><summary type='text'>Não sei porque é que estou chateado com o resultado - eu nem sequer gosto de andebol.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/115844605756726872/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=115844605756726872' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/115844605756726872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/115844605756726872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2006/09/sporting-0-paos-de-ferreira-1.html' title='Sporting - 0 Paços de Ferreira - 1'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-115774937231019328</id><published>2006-09-08T21:50:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-08T22:02:52.323+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Highlight do dia</title><summary type='text'>Há pouco fui urinar e deparei com um cagalhoto que havia perdido a sua flutuabilidade e jazia no fundo da sanita.Eu que sou uma espécie de naturalista fundamentalista, reconheço que a nível escatológico o homem superou largamente a Natureza com a invenção da sanita, que nos salvou - seres erectos - do agachamento atrás da árvore e do recurso à folhagem ou, pior ainda, aos calhaus para consequente</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/115774937231019328/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=115774937231019328' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/115774937231019328'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/115774937231019328'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2006/09/highlight-do-dia.html' title='Highlight do dia'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-115715349983560498</id><published>2006-09-02T00:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2006-09-02T00:31:39.846+01:00</updated><title type='text'>De regresso</title><summary type='text'>Há momentos senti o estro a pulular e decidi reabrir o t-zero. Fica como mero local de trabalho, porém. Um emprego razoavelmente remunerado na F.P. permite-me agora almejar um T1 para viver.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/115715349983560498/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=115715349983560498' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/115715349983560498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/115715349983560498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2006/09/de-regresso.html' title='De regresso'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-111842905378290431</id><published>2005-06-10T19:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-06-10T19:44:13.786+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Já começou</title><summary type='text'>Hordas de funcionários públicos desesperados invadem praia de Carcavelos e roubam veraneantes para comer.Ironicamente, um dos veraneantes era o próprio Primeiro-Ministro. Quando os assaltantes ameaçaram - "Dá-nos a carteira e o relógio!" -, ele replicou, com impressionante coragem: "Nem pensem! Ou levam a carteira toda e um terço do relógio ou o relógio inteiro e um terço do que estiver da </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/111842905378290431/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=111842905378290431' title='8 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/111842905378290431'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/111842905378290431'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2005/06/j-comeou.html' title='Já começou'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-111842826236107524</id><published>2005-06-10T19:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2005-06-10T19:31:02.366+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Separador</title><summary type='text'>Há que respeitar o hiato de um ano e uns dias e assinalar-lhe claramente o fim, já que nada fiz, nesse distante Maio de 2004, para dar notícia do princípio.Há também que fazer alguma distinção sanitária entre o meu Eu contemporâneo e aquele que deixou exaradas as parvoíces que se lêem em baixo.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/111842826236107524/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=111842826236107524' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/111842826236107524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/111842826236107524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2005/06/separador.html' title='Separador'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108384329926848492</id><published>2004-05-06T12:34:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-06T12:38:11.950+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Choque de civilizações</title><summary type='text'>"Isto é pelo que fizeram à Lynch ao Hamill e aos outros prisioneiros americanos a quem curaram as feridas, alimentaram e não deixaram que nada de mal acontecesse. Ninguém tratara bem dos nossos, estás a ouvir?!"Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108384329926848492/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108384329926848492' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108384329926848492'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108384329926848492'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/05/choque-de-civilizaes.html' title='Choque de civiliza&amp;ccedil;&amp;otilde;es'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108371905791989028</id><published>2004-05-05T02:04:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-05T02:07:29.606+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Fundo perdido</title><summary type='text'>Ao contrário do que dizem, esta não é a Liga dos Campeões dos pobres. Pelo contrário, agora trata-se mesmo de saber qual o melhor financiamento - o de um magnata russo imberbe, o da casa real do Mónaco ou o da câmara municipal do Porto.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108371905791989028/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108371905791989028' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108371905791989028'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108371905791989028'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/05/fundo-perdido.html' title='Fundo perdido'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108358851865876876</id><published>2004-05-03T13:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-03T13:51:40.530+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Retractação</title><summary type='text'>A curiosidade mórbida levou-me a saber que a maioria dos militares dos EUA mortos no Iraque vem da Califórnia, mas nenhum de São Francisco. Sendo assim, retiro, com fair-play, o que disse sobre "aqueles paneleiros dos soldados americanos".Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108358851865876876/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108358851865876876' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108358851865876876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108358851865876876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/05/retractao.html' title='Retracta&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108333205637408458</id><published>2004-04-30T14:34:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-30T14:37:23.186+01:00</updated><title type='text'>A conversão</title><summary type='text'>Estás a ver, ó cabeça de toalha? Se já tivessem descoberto a electricidade na altura, era assim que o filho de Deus tinha morrido pelos teus pecados.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108333205637408458/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108333205637408458' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108333205637408458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108333205637408458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/converso.html' title='A convers&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108274380158986846</id><published>2004-04-23T19:10:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T19:13:01.903+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Nem discernir a verdade</title><summary type='text'>Tudo bem, desde que o preço da ignorância seja pago só por eles:E não por outros:Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108274380158986846/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108274380158986846' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108274380158986846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108274380158986846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/nem-discernir-verdade.html' title='Nem discernir a verdade'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108274240683633080</id><published>2004-04-23T18:46:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T18:49:46.610+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Por outras palavras II</title><summary type='text'>"US officials say their operations have been "extraordinarily precise"" (ibidem).Sem dúvida. Ambulâncias atingidas com extraordinária precisão. Velhos, mulheres e crianças mortos com extraordinária precisão. Casas destruídas com extraordinária precisão. Estes americanos não sabem mentir.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108274240683633080/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108274240683633080' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108274240683633080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108274240683633080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/por-outras-palavras-ii.html' title='Por outras palavras II'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108274219630355320</id><published>2004-04-23T18:43:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T18:51:56.576+01:00</updated><title type='text'>As mulheres hoje são todas umas...</title><summary type='text'>Pudera, com tanta procura, já só há virgens no paraíso.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108274219630355320/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108274219630355320' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108274219630355320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108274219630355320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/as-mulheres-hoje-so-todas-umas.html' title='As mulheres hoje s&amp;atilde;o todas umas...'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108268519391124933</id><published>2004-04-23T02:53:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-23T02:56:13.733+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Desinteligência emocional</title><summary type='text'>"As relações entre José Mourinho e o sul-africano Benni McCarthy têm vindo a deteriorar-se dia após dia, isto segundo conta o jornal diário espanhol "El País". Ainda segundo este jornal, o retrocesso das relações entre o jogador e o técnico deve-se ao facto de Benni McCarthy ter na cidade de Vigo, precisamente a 150 quilómertros do Porto, uma noiva". (in Record)Se eu fosse o Ron Atkinson e o </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108268519391124933/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108268519391124933' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108268519391124933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108268519391124933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/desinteligncia-emocional.html' title='Desintelig&amp;ecirc;ncia emocional'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108263503443583814</id><published>2004-04-22T12:57:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-22T23:26:03.403+01:00</updated><title type='text'>O falso firme</title><summary type='text'>"Bush Tops Opinion Polls".John Kerry pode gabar-se de um cadastro liberalíssimo na sua carreira de senador, mas cá entre nós. Na América, onde o 11 de Setembro gerou a terrível percepção de que só sendo igual a Bush é que se derrota Bush, o passado obriga-o a uma assunção patética de vergonha e penitência, mais ainda pelo estigma do liberal do Massassuchets. Por isso John Kerry é a favor do gun </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108263503443583814/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108263503443583814' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108263503443583814'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108263503443583814'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/o-falso-firme.html' title='O falso firme'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108258450915635032</id><published>2004-04-21T22:55:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-21T22:58:07.793+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Perseguição</title><summary type='text'>Este árbitro. Vejam lá que até expulsou injustamente o Jorge Andrade só porque já foi jogador do Porto.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108258450915635032/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108258450915635032' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108258450915635032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108258450915635032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/perseguio.html' title='Persegui&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108255803593449043</id><published>2004-04-21T15:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-21T15:38:26.496+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Por outras palavras</title><summary type='text'>Menos uma banana na República?Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108255803593449043/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108255803593449043' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108255803593449043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108255803593449043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/por-outras-palavras.html' title='Por outras palavras'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108246079947159079</id><published>2004-04-20T12:33:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-20T12:36:16.170+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Finalmente</title><summary type='text'>Uma das faces do sistema parece ter sido apanhada. Espero que o sistema se comporte como um bom cristão e dê a outra.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108246079947159079/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108246079947159079' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108246079947159079'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108246079947159079'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/finalmente.html' title='Finalmente'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108242387806668400</id><published>2004-04-20T02:17:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-20T02:20:54.623+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Guerra assiquílica</title><summary type='text'>"After days of talks and threats of a military showdown, American officials agreed today not to resume an offensive in the flashpoint city of Falluja if civic leaders can persuade insurgents there to turn in their heavy weapons".IbidemConsta que os insurgentes já concordaram, tendo deliberado entregar os seus tanques, aviões e submarinos.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108242387806668400/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108242387806668400' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' 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1000 feridos às baixas americanas no Iraque já conhecidas:"Security Companies: Shadow Soldiers in Iraq(...)One measure of the growing danger comes from the federal Department of Labor, which handles workers' compensation claims for deaths and injuries among among contract employees working for the military in war zones. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108242358594190419/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108242358594190419' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108242358594190419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108242358594190419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/baixas-privadas.html' title='Baixas privadas'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108241248737987498</id><published>2004-04-19T23:08:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-19T23:11:03.873+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ao menos isso</title><summary type='text'>Alguém se divertiu a traduzir este blogue no Google.Thin</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108241248737987498/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108241248737987498' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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wounded a third in the central city of Samara, the station said. Correspondent Asaad Kadhim and driver Hussein Saleh were killed. Cameraman Bassem Kamel was wounded "after American forces opened fire on them while they were performing their duty</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108239574171683934/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108239574171683934' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108239574171683934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108239574171683934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/outro.html' title='Outro'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108232420467253730</id><published>2004-04-18T22:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-18T22:39:39.750+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Outra vez o árbitro</title><summary type='text'>Na última hora e meia viu-se bem que o Porto, esta jornada, não jogou só agora, em Aveiro, onde, de resto, reincidiu na mediocridade das últimas partidas. Jogou também e sobretudo no Bessa, onde se discutia a sua tranquilidade e descanso para o jogo com o Corunha e onde, apropriadamente, Pinto da Costa passou outra hora e meia, a tomar conta do seu investimento. Ou seja, o Sporting perdeu para o </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108232420467253730/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108232420467253730' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108232420467253730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108232420467253730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/outra-vez-o-rbitro.html' title='Outra vez o &amp;aacute;rbitro'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108229082234932053</id><published>2004-04-18T13:20:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-20T14:08:20.670+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Notícia de última hora</title><summary type='text'>Cagar passou a ser um acto terrorista:"Ten Iraqis were killed and 30 wounded a mixture of insurgent fighters and civilian bystanders, said Hamid al-Alousi, a doctor at the hospital in the nearby city of Qaim, 240 miles west of Baghdad. Some were shot by Marine snipers as they left their homes to use outdoor toilets behind their houses, the doctor told the Arab television station Al-Arabiyah".</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108229082234932053/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108229082234932053' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108229082234932053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108229082234932053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/notltima-hora.html' title='Not&amp;iacute;cia de &amp;uacute;ltima hora'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108214728338836914</id><published>2004-04-16T21:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-16T22:09:13.106+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Contra os castelões falar, falar</title><summary type='text'>Só faltava ao bushoblairismo do governo português a agitação do nacionalismo. Blair jogou com a francofonia primária dos ingleses; Berlusconi, ainda a guerra não tinha começado, já empenhava alguma da sua subtileza em insultar os tedesci; Durão, el hombre, tenta agora conjurar uma hispanofobia que espero não passar de uma doença marialva. Mas no caso do nosso primeiro-ministro não é um mero </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108214728338836914/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108214728338836914' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108214728338836914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108214728338836914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/contra-os-casteles-falar-falar.html' title='Contra os castel&amp;otilde;es falar, falar'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108205066628867967</id><published>2004-04-15T18:37:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-15T18:40:38.153+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Diálogo</title><summary type='text'>- É ali que vamos erguer a tua estátua gigante.- E vai ser maior que a do Santana Lopes?- Isso depende do resultado do referendo para decidir se se pode construir em altura à beira do Tejo.- Mas olha lá... como é que agora explico a adesão ao PSD?- Isso é fácil. Fazes como eu, mas à tua maneira: publicas um livro com as páginas em branco e chamas-lhe "Ensaio sobre o Passado".Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108205066628867967/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108205066628867967' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108205066628867967'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108205066628867967'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/dilogo.html' title='Di&amp;aacute;logo'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108171176286904392</id><published>2004-04-11T20:29:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-11T20:34:52.936+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Correcção:</title><summary type='text'>"It is estimated more than 600 Iraqis have been killed during the past week's fighting, the head of the city's hospital told the Associated Press".Talvez porque, segundo um oficial do exército britânico:"My view and the view of the British chain of command is that the Americans' use of violence is not proportionate and is over-responsive to the threat they are facing. They don't see the Iraqi </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108171176286904392/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108171176286904392' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108171176286904392'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108171176286904392'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/correco.html' title='Correc&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o:'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108153804078873520</id><published>2004-04-09T20:14:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-09T20:18:20.686+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Um pouco de demagogia</title><summary type='text'>A operação americana para pacificar Faluhja já matou 450 e feriu mais de 1000 iraquianos. De facto, não conheço lugar mais pacífico que um cemitério.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108153804078873520/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108153804078873520' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108153804078873520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108153804078873520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/um-pouco-de-demagogia.html' title='Um pouco de demagogia'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108142323769053911</id><published>2004-04-08T12:20:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-08T12:23:22.513+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Parabéns ao Porto</title><summary type='text'>Agora que Real Madrid, Arsenal e Milan foram eliminados, tem boas possibilidades de voltar a ganhar a taça UEFA.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108142323769053911/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108142323769053911' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108142323769053911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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passagem pelo Tribunal da Relação que afligia o governador civil de Lisboa quando decidiu desviar a manifestação contra a guerra, era o facto da manifestação não ser por uma boa causa e contra o Tribunal da Relação.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108125162976508200/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108125162976508200' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108125162976508200'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108125162976508200'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/afinal.html' title='Afinal'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108111666702203883</id><published>2004-04-04T23:11:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-04T23:13:48.403+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Aluga-se chavão</title><summary type='text'>Depois de esgotado o epíteto minimalista "uma minoria que deseja o regresso de Saddam", agora que são os Xiitas a atacar as tropas da Coligação, intelectuais como José Pacheco Pereira ou viúvas de intelectuais como a nossa ministra dos negócios estrangeiros aguardam instruções do Pentágono para reclassificar a resistência à ocupação. Aquele até propunha o choque de civilizações, mas Teresa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108111666702203883/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108111666702203883' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108111666702203883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108111666702203883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/aluga-se-chavo.html' title='Aluga-se chav&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108109801240737080</id><published>2004-04-04T18:00:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-04T18:02:53.716+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Domingo</title><summary type='text'>Como eu abomino o dominguismo. Não é só a raíz cristã, que ofende o meu fanatismo ateu. É sobretudo o reflexo que constitui na população mais provinciana a saída e o aperaltamento obrigatórios, seja ao Jumbo e de fato de treino na classe mais baixa, seja a Cascais, de descapotável a empecer a marginal, na mais alta. E é pior entre os reformados, que em vez de escolherem um qualquer dia igualmente</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108109801240737080/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108109801240737080' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108109801240737080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108109801240737080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/domingo.html' title='Domingo'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108103299493380476</id><published>2004-04-03T23:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T23:59:14.733+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Ah, Scolari...</title><summary type='text'>...se não tivesses coagido o Costinha a correr mais do que o resto da selecção junta, o gajo tinha chegado a tempo àquele passe que o Baía fez com os olhos ao poste e tinha marcado no contra-ataque, aplicando a energia muscular que assim lhe terias poupado. Agora devias ser tu a pagar a viagem ao México.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108103299493380476/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108103299493380476' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108103299493380476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108103299493380476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/ah-scolari.html' title='Ah, Scolari...'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108095691950021981</id><published>2004-04-03T02:48:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T02:51:18.513+01:00</updated><title type='text'>PS II</title><summary type='text'>Por falar em PS, consta que José Sócrates acumulou atrasos na devolução de filmes ao clube de vídeo que perfazem uma multa de vários contos de réis. Consta também que Rui Teixeira já decretou a prisão preventiva.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108095691950021981/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108095691950021981' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108095691950021981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108095691950021981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/ps-ii.html' title='PS II'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108095674834095802</id><published>2004-04-03T02:45:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-03T02:48:27.560+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Madres de Goa</title><summary type='text'>É o nome de um bar ao pé do Parlamento reputado de socialista. Quando o recomendaram torci o nariz à associação, não percebendo o que podia enfeudar um bar a um partido como o PS. Mas depois vi que era chato e estava cheio de homens adultos e miúdos.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108095674834095802/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108095674834095802' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108095674834095802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108095674834095802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/madres-de-goa.html' title='Madres de Goa'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108090629263980257</id><published>2004-04-02T12:44:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-02T12:47:31.090+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Doh!</title><summary type='text'>É o que dá ler tretas a 2 de Abril. Afinal os pequenos joaquins continuam. Se eu o vir na festa do Bloco, logo tiro satisfações.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108090629263980257/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108090629263980257' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108090629263980257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108090629263980257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/doh.html' title='Doh!'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108086718409390752</id><published>2004-04-02T01:53:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-02T01:56:08.826+01:00</updated><title type='text'>O escândalo abafado</title><summary type='text'>O Jaquinzinhos despediu-se, e eu, que não sou liberal nem algarvio (o sportinguismo é um vínculo que por estes dias se enfraquece), retribuo o aceno genérico, porque ainda que raramente tenha tido razão, quase nunca deixou de ter graça e qualidade. E é também por isso que não vou levantar o véu das razões habituais - "profissionais e familiares" - e denunciar as verdadeiras, de quem, sendo de </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108086718409390752/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108086718409390752' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108086718409390752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108086718409390752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/o-escndalo-abafado.html' title='O esc&amp;acirc;ndalo abafado'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108077456323441420</id><published>2004-04-01T00:09:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-01T00:12:00.796+01:00</updated><title type='text'>180º</title><summary type='text'>A insensibilidade da última posta convenceu-me sobre os defeitos da esquerda, sempre pronta, desde a Revolução de Outubro, a escrever os seus panfletos com sangue. Por isso estou decidido a votar Cavaco, mas só se não for possível votar Santana. E viva la evolucion!Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108077456323441420/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108077456323441420' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108077456323441420'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108077456323441420'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/180.html' title='180&amp;ordm;'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108077422946802756</id><published>2004-04-01T00:03:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-01T00:06:26.936+01:00</updated><title type='text'>360º</title><summary type='text'>Em 1993 Portugal perdia com a Itália em casa. No mesmo ano, cadáveres de norte-americanos eram arrastados na rua por multidões rejubilantes. Não, não é a História que se repete - são os estúpidos que repetem os erros.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108077422946802756/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108077422946802756' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108077422946802756'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108077422946802756'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/04/360.html' title='360º'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108066417383675467</id><published>2004-03-30T17:29:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-03-30T17:43:33.450+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Quem é que se pei...?</title><summary type='text'>Terá sido a pergunta, em termos pudicamente binários, que a sonda europeia Mars Express enviou à Terra depois de detectar metano na atmosfera de Marte. A resposta, já que os rovers americanos não são orgânicos, é que só pode ter sido um marciano. Não bastava a paisagem extra-terrestre, macroscopicamente tão onírica, ter sido reduzida a um acervo insípido de calhaus e poeira, agora ficamos a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108066417383675467/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108066417383675467' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108066417383675467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108066417383675467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/quem-que-se-pei.html' title='Quem é que se pei...?'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108066099322078140</id><published>2004-03-30T16:36:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-03-30T16:43:13.543+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Não nos passa pela cabeça</title><summary type='text'>"Arnaut espera que não haja «aproveitamentos» do Euro 2004"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108066099322078140/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108066099322078140' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108066099322078140'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108066099322078140'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/no-nos-passa-pela-cabea.html' title='Não nos passa pela cabeça'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-108044310474220381</id><published>2004-03-28T04:05:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-03-28T04:07:38.373+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Esses anormais</title><summary type='text'>Agora que está composto o quadro mental do suado dr. Luís Vilas-Boas e, por associação, da quadrilha defensora das criancinhas (normais), os advogados de defesa dos arguidos da Casa Pia apressaram-se a alterar a estratégia: vão admitir a culpa dos clientes, mas pedir a absolvição com base no facto das vítimas serem homossexuais, deficientes ou seropositivas.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/108044310474220381/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=108044310474220381' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108044310474220381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/108044310474220381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/esses-anormais.html' title='Esses anormais'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107997021514294298</id><published>2004-03-22T15:43:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-22T15:46:02.966Z</updated><title type='text'>Patologia colectiva</title><summary type='text'>Ao lado do repúdio por um Estado institucionalmente racista e que joga, com o árbitro comprado, uma espécie de prolongamento do colonialismo, convive em mim a admiração pela eficiência oficial israelita, do génio diplomático, que permitiu ao país beneficiar sempre do melhor apoio estratégico, à eficácia militar e securitária, objecto de inveja e imitação de todo o mundo. Ao assassinar, com o </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107997021514294298/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107997021514294298' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107997021514294298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107997021514294298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/patologia-colectiva.html' title='Patologia colectiva'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107981599049956339</id><published>2004-03-20T20:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-22T15:46:46.966Z</updated><title type='text'>O corajoso pensador</title><summary type='text'>Quando já achava seguro refluir para o silêncio, agora que o país parecia regressar à sensatez depois de um paroxismo de disparates (coroado com o de Mário Soares), eis que Pacheco Pereira, decidido a cristalizar as ideias, mesmo as mais imbecis, a todo o custo, talvez pelo trauma da célebre mutação ideológica, se sai com esta pérola:"Os EUA e os seus aliados mentiram sobre as razões da guerra </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107981599049956339/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107981599049956339' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107981599049956339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107981599049956339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/o-corajoso-pensador.html' title='O corajoso pensador'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107962137427578768</id><published>2004-03-18T14:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-18T14:52:39.686Z</updated><title type='text'>O rombo</title><summary type='text'>Mais um terrorista, dois terroristas, três terroristas, cinco terroristas que surdem da multidão dos firmes e autoritários que nos mantêm seguros e os mantêm livres. Talvez a pureza matemática deste último facto - que a reacção norte-americana et al ao terrorismo já matou muitos mais inocentes do que o próprio terrorismo - lhes tenha inspirado a conversão.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107962137427578768/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107962137427578768' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107962137427578768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107962137427578768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/o-rombo.html' title='O rombo'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107961571279765155</id><published>2004-03-18T13:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-18T13:17:36.733Z</updated><title type='text'>A ignorância</title><summary type='text'>Já faltava chegar ao imaginário intelectual português a ideia, já prontamente rebatida por tudo o que é especialista europeu de boa-fé, de que a Europa, antes das bombas madrilenas, era virgem em atentados terroristas e que agora se ataranta inexperientemente em reuniões e comissões para se defender antes de lá ir suplicar mais uma vez ajuda aos EUA, essa vítima secular do fundamentalismo </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107961571279765155/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107961571279765155' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107961571279765155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107961571279765155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/ignorncia.html' title='A ignorância'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107956743395177524</id><published>2004-03-17T23:50:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-17T23:52:57.640Z</updated><title type='text'>Medidas de segurança</title><summary type='text'>Pensando que, neste momento, a exígua comunidade marroquina em Portugal está a vender relógios e óculos de sol no Algarve ou a treinar o Marítimo, de facto atentados entre nós não parecem muito verosímeis. Mas seja como for, já que o seguro morreu de velho, talvez fosse avisado juntar a fotografia do Bin Laden ao álbum da PJ. Bem sei que não cometeu acto tão ameaçador como ir duas vezes à Casa </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107956743395177524/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107956743395177524' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107956743395177524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107956743395177524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/medidas-de-segurana.html' title='Medidas de segurança'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107946676449057747</id><published>2004-03-16T19:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-17T23:33:00.233Z</updated><title type='text'>Não resisto</title><summary type='text'>Evolução da reacção do já vetusto partido da guerra aos atentados e depois à consequência eleitoral:Quinta-Feira: Foi a ETA! Claro que foi a ETA! Só esquerdalho de má-fé pode dizer que não foi!Sexta-Feira: Indícios fortes a favor da Al-Qaeda? Isso são informações cirúrgicas dos órgãos de esquerda no âmbito de uma conspiração generalizada para levar - embora seja impossível - o PSOE ao poder.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107946676449057747/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107946676449057747' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107946676449057747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107946676449057747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/no-resisto.html' title='Não resisto'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107945162495410784</id><published>2004-03-16T15:40:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-16T15:42:46.810Z</updated><title type='text'>Interregno</title><summary type='text'>Só para informar que, como é óbvio, nunca como agora senti tanta vontade de regressar. Não, claro, por partilhar a súbita verborreia da "direita belicista", pateticamente contorcida entre o jacobinismo a que foi condenada pela redução dos argumentos a favor da invasão do Iraque e o anti popularismo que lhe inspiram as eleições espanholas. Sim, claro, para lhe responder; para apor a essa sucessão </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107945162495410784/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107945162495410784' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107945162495410784'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107945162495410784'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/03/interregno.html' title='Interregno'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107602556642077638</id><published>2004-02-05T23:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-06T00:01:08.106Z</updated><title type='text'>Sarajevo massacre remembered</title><summary type='text'>É o título de um artigo a flutuar a meia página na BBC online, que me chamou a atenção, porque ando a ler compulsivamente Berlin, the Downfall, depois de me ter embrenhado com Stalingrad, o antecessor, no âmago mais sanguinário da história da Segunda Guerra Mundial. Queria, tão superficialmente quanto um artigo de circunstância permite, vislumbrar algum paralelo entre essa realidade já velha de </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107602556642077638/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107602556642077638' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107602556642077638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107602556642077638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/02/sarajevo-massacre-remembered.html' title='Sarajevo massacre remembered'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107568527245201709</id><published>2004-02-02T01:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-02T01:29:30.653Z</updated><title type='text'>Super Bull...</title><summary type='text'>Este pasquim de fundamentalistas islâmicos garante, ao contrário do que o próprio David Kay proclamou, que nem todo o aparato dos serviços de informação concordava que o Iraque tinha armas de destruição maciça. Este Avante! da capital americana declara que todas as asserções produzidas dramaticamente por Colin Powell no Conselho de Segurança sobre as capacidades genocidas de Saddam eram falsas. E</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107568527245201709/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107568527245201709' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107568527245201709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107568527245201709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/02/super-bull.html' title='Super Bull...'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107559683165607813</id><published>2004-02-01T00:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-01T03:19:17.716Z</updated><title type='text'>Conferência de imprensa</title><summary type='text'>Ao arrepio de tudo o que defendo e sinto, hoje concordo com o Mourinho. Só tenho duas objecções. Primeiro, ainda  que um jogador que recomeça o jogo depois de o árbitro o ordenar não mereça nada menos do que morrer em campo, nós, que não temos culpa nenhuma, é que tínhamos de aturar mais umas exéquias futebolísticas. Segundo, não percebo porque é que há-de ser o presidente do Porto a decidir se </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107559683165607813/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107559683165607813' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107559683165607813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107559683165607813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/02/conferncia-de-imprensa.html' title='Confer&amp;ecirc;ncia de imprensa'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107551415424971868</id><published>2004-01-31T01:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-31T01:57:30.890Z</updated><title type='text'>Levanta-te e chora</title><summary type='text'>Não bastava a própria governação, agora o PSD, em campanha acelerada para a sua não reeleição, acrescenta aos argumentos para votar alhures a ideia de oferecer, à maneira de relógio de ouro, a presidência da Assembleia da República a Alberto João Jardim. Antecipo desde já um momento futuro ao trabalho criativo dos sátiros e/ou ao que se iria observar:Cabendo, regimentalmente, a palavra a um </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107551415424971868/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107551415424971868' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107551415424971868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107551415424971868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/levanta-te-e-chora.html' title='Levanta-te e chora'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107531586539053663</id><published>2004-01-28T18:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-28T20:47:21.543Z</updated><title type='text'>In memoriam</title><summary type='text'>Hoje que a verdade está nua, de pernas abertas, espojada no meio da praça a gemer "Olhem para mim!", ficamos a saber que meio-mundo é homossexual, a começar por um lord inglês, que concluiu, com aquela solenidade enfatuada e caricatural, pela absoluta inocência do governo de Tony Blair na face da acusação de que apimentou os relatórios dos serviços secretos sobre a capacidade de destruição </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107531586539053663/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107531586539053663' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107531586539053663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107531586539053663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/in-memoriam.html' title='In memoriam'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107520836042101666</id><published>2004-01-27T12:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-27T16:37:25.640Z</updated><title type='text'>Oh Canada</title><summary type='text'>No dia em que morreu um soldado canadiano no Afeganistão, meses depois dos norte-americanos - por cuja segurança nacional ele combatia - terem concedido ao país vizinho o favor de lhes inaugurar a conta de baixas militares, apetece-me lembrar o papel desta pacífica nação na Segunda Guerra Mundial, esse manancial de justificação moral para os desvarios bélicos dos Estados Unidos. Apenas para </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107520836042101666/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107520836042101666' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107520836042101666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107520836042101666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/oh-canada.html' title='Oh Canada'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107494537087317289</id><published>2004-01-24T11:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-24T11:58:27.750Z</updated><title type='text'>Melhor que uma piada porca só o descaramento puro  para ressuscitar um blogue</title><summary type='text'>US urges support for democracyDe acordo! Vamos lá descartar as eleições directas, essa birra jacobina, por onde ainda persistem, nomeadamente nesta Europa refractária, e trocá-las pelos conselhos regionais de homens-bons e pelas nomeações. E nem há aqui sombra de incoerência - este não é apenas o modelo de exportação da mais velha democracia do mundo; é mais ou menos o mesmo que lhe permitiu </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107494537087317289/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107494537087317289' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107494537087317289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107494537087317289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/melhor-que-uma-piada-porca-s-o.html' title='Melhor que uma piada porca s&amp;oacute; o descaramento puro  para ressuscitar um blogue'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107462071913765475</id><published>2004-01-20T17:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-20T17:46:44.826Z</updated><title type='text'>Mau gosto de fim de blogue</title><summary type='text'>Violando não o segredo de justiça, mas o mais elementar decoro, chegou-me às mãos a seguinte informação:O que é que o Bibi chama a uma cambada de miúdos aos gritos, com balões, palhaços e um bolo com velas pelo meio? Uma festa de ânus.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107462071913765475/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107462071913765475' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107462071913765475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107462071913765475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/mau-gosto-de-fim-de-blogue.html' title='Mau gosto de fim de blogue'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107391531211142642</id><published>2004-01-12T13:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-12T13:49:49.890Z</updated><title type='text'>O guerreiro</title><summary type='text'>Já quase não se fazem homens assim. E ainda bem.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107391531211142642/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107391531211142642' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107391531211142642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107391531211142642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/o-guerreiro.html' title='O guerreiro'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107351071948243828</id><published>2004-01-07T21:25:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-07T21:26:32.733Z</updated><title type='text'>Epítome</title><summary type='text'>10 000 inocentes mortos, milhares de baixas da coligação, um país destruído, ocupado, saqueado, oprimido, tudo por causa disto. Mas o pior mesmo é a falência de uma democracia que se permite conferir poder a uma população suficientemente estúpida para acreditar que Saddam Hussein teve alguma coisa a ver com o 11 de Setembro.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107351071948243828/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107351071948243828' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107351071948243828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107351071948243828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/eptome.html' title='Ep&amp;iacute;tome'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107291527009222451</id><published>2004-01-01T00:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-01T00:02:16.860Z</updated><title type='text'>Toma lá, tradição</title><summary type='text'>Ora adivinhem onde passei eu de ano.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107291527009222451/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107291527009222451' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107291527009222451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107291527009222451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2004/01/toma-lo.html' title='Toma l&amp;aacute;, tradi&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107282017382534227</id><published>2003-12-30T21:36:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-30T21:37:19.170Z</updated><title type='text'>Querida Maria</title><summary type='text'>Há uns anos fui a um comício do PS. Serei pedófilo?Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107282017382534227/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107282017382534227' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107282017382534227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107282017382534227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/querida-maria.html' title='Querida Maria'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107274697776354508</id><published>2003-12-30T01:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-30T02:14:54.436Z</updated><title type='text'>Direito por linhas tortas</title><summary type='text'>Quem disse que só havia figuras do PS entre os envolvidos no escândalo da Casa Pia?Caption da BBC (aparece se pousarem o cursor do rato em cima da imagem original): "Protesters outside the courthouse where Silvino appeared on 28 December".Mais bizarro ainda: o que faz o Ferreira Diniz entre os manifestantes?Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107274697776354508/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107274697776354508' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107274697776354508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107274697776354508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/direito-por-linhas-tortas.html' title='Direito por linhas tortas'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107194047301115341</id><published>2003-12-20T17:14:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-20T17:15:28.483Z</updated><title type='text'>Follow Up</title><summary type='text'>"Bush Urges Other Nations to Follow Libya".A exortação assenta naturalmente no Irão e na Coreia do Norte e apoia-se nos bons exemplos dos apaniguados Israel e Paquistão, cuja aversão ao armamento apocalíptico é superada apenas pela dos próprios Estados Unidos, país que - Deus o livre - nunca continuaria a desenvolver novas armas nucleares, nem alguma vez pensou em usar as que já possui.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107194047301115341/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107194047301115341' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107194047301115341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107194047301115341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/follow-up.html' title='Follow Up'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107191206139680799</id><published>2003-12-20T09:21:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-20T09:21:56.546Z</updated><title type='text'>Armas de inexistência massiva</title><summary type='text'>Estão a ver? É assim que se trata um "Estado terrorista". Readmite-se-lhe a famigerada entrada na comunidade internacional e em troca ele simula o fim melodramático dos esforços fingidos para desenvolver armas de destruição massiva. Afinal, diriam Bush ou Blair, se quisessem enganar-nos com a verdade, "a Líbia possui tantas como o Iraque".Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107191206139680799/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107191206139680799' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107191206139680799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107191206139680799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/armas-de-inexistncia-massiva.html' title='Armas de inexist&amp;ecirc;ncia massiva'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107174642573928968</id><published>2003-12-18T11:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-18T11:21:18.966Z</updated><title type='text'>A piada</title><summary type='text'>Há que conceder um mérito à birra narcisística de Santana Lopes ao gastar em publicidade para garantir que gasta menos em publicidade do que os outros: é uma ideia humoristicamente inexpugnável. Não há gracejo, ironia ou comparação que lhe consiga aumentar o ridículo. Que este medíocre padecente de mau-gosto capilar, este filho único mimado do país político, este playboy marialva que afecta </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107174642573928968/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107174642573928968' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107174642573928968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107174642573928968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/piada.html' title='A piada'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107148906521525706</id><published>2003-12-15T11:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-15T11:51:54.983Z</updated><title type='text'>O reencontro</title><summary type='text'>Rumsfeld garante que Saddam vai ter privilégios de prisioneiro de guerra. Os amigos são mesmo para as ocasiões.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107148906521525706/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107148906521525706' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107148906521525706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107148906521525706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/o-reencontro.html' title='O reencontro'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107140287901597247</id><published>2003-12-14T11:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-14T11:55:28.513Z</updated><title type='text'>Inspecção</title><summary type='text'>Saddam Hussein foi capturado. A coligação avisa que vão ser precisos meses para procurar armas de destruição massiva no seu bigode.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107140287901597247/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107140287901597247' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107140287901597247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107140287901597247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/inspeco.html' title='Inspec&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107125571954840726</id><published>2003-12-12T19:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-12T19:02:47.326Z</updated><title type='text'>Pela nação, carago!</title><summary type='text'>A equipa só me suscita antipatia e sou tudo menos patrioteiro, mas este Porto - Manchester dá-me vontade de torcer pelos portugueses. Por isso força, Ronaldo!Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107125571954840726/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107125571954840726' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107125571954840726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107125571954840726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/pela-nao-carago.html' title='Pela na&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o, carago!'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107107415579150883</id><published>2003-12-10T16:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-10T16:36:40.996Z</updated><title type='text'>Saúde</title><summary type='text'>À atenção do ministro da saúde: os norte-americanos descobriram uma maneira rápida e eficaz de reduzir as listas de espera nos hospitais e ainda preservam humildade suficiente para não se gabarem.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107107415579150883/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107107415579150883' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107107415579150883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107107415579150883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/sade.html' title='Sa&amp;uacute;de'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107090375507612587</id><published>2003-12-08T17:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-08T17:16:38.610Z</updated><title type='text'>Democracias</title><summary type='text'>"Os Estados Unidos partilham as mesmas dúvidas da OSCE sobre o processo das eleições legislativas na Rússia, segundo afirmou o porta-voz da Casa Branca, Scott McClellan" (aqui).Aparentemente não percebem como é que o partido mais votado ganhou as eleições.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107090375507612587/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107090375507612587' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107090375507612587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107090375507612587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/democracias.html' title='Democracias'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107056856850121225</id><published>2003-12-04T20:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-04T20:10:08.310Z</updated><title type='text'>Podes ficar com a estátua, a bomba...</title><summary type='text'>Certo, one man's petition is another man's joke, mas a ideia de aplicar a lógica dos arrufos às relações internacionais não é de todo disparatada. Imaginem quantos japoneses não estariam a favor de devolver despeitadamente o Little Boy e o Fat Man aos EUA.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107056856850121225/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107056856850121225' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107056856850121225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107056856850121225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/12/podes-ficar-com-esttua-bomba.html' title='Podes ficar com a est&amp;aacute;tua, a bomba...'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-107019335809153895</id><published>2003-11-30T11:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T11:56:33.013Z</updated><title type='text'>Incompetência</title><summary type='text'>"CIA reconhece que não tinha "informações precisas" sobre armas de destruição maciça".Quando bastava terem interrogado o nosso Primeiro Ministro.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/107019335809153895/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=107019335809153895' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107019335809153895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/107019335809153895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/incompetncia.html' title='Incompet&amp;ecirc;ncia'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106997798274681014</id><published>2003-11-28T00:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-28T00:06:55.873Z</updated><title type='text'>O azar</title><summary type='text'>Para além da cabazada de Natal, a equipa do Sporting ainda foi castigada com várias lesões. Ao menos que o tempo de recuperação para o reumatismo, a osteoporose e as cataratas seja curto.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106997798274681014/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106997798274681014' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106997798274681014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106997798274681014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/o-azar.html' title='O azar'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106979103381380581</id><published>2003-11-25T20:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-25T20:11:04.716Z</updated><title type='text'>Desacordo ortográfico</title><summary type='text'>Alguém já tinha agoirado que os blogues tinham vindo baralhar ou até sabotar irremediavalmente o Google. Eu só posso asseverar que o Google tomou conta do meu blogue. Foi como se alguém tivesse inscrito o meu número de telemóvel na porta duma casa-de-banho pública sob um subtil "Faço mam...". Felizmente, 9 em cada 10 tarados são brasileiros, encomendados pelo google.br, pelo que no meu caso - e </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106979103381380581/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106979103381380581' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106979103381380581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106979103381380581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/desacordo-ortogrfico.html' title='Desacordo ortogr&amp;aacute;fico'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106976134604560526</id><published>2003-11-25T11:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-25T11:56:15.983Z</updated><title type='text'>A obsessão</title><summary type='text'>Depois deste voto sibilino do governo português, porque é que não consigo deixar de pensar na ministra das Finanças asilada no seu gabinete, a murmurar: "Agora o défice é só meu, só meu! Muahahah!"?Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106976134604560526/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106976134604560526' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106976134604560526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106976134604560526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/obsesso.html' title='A obsess&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106976076693408451</id><published>2003-11-25T11:46:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-25T11:46:36.983Z</updated><title type='text'>Timing</title><summary type='text'>O governo português chegou tarde ao enterro do pacto de estabilididade - o buraco do défice já está à vista.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106976076693408451/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106976076693408451' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106976076693408451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106976076693408451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/timing.html' title='Timing'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106969518270836199</id><published>2003-11-24T17:33:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-24T17:33:32.186Z</updated><title type='text'>Um critério para mim, um critério para ti</title><summary type='text'>George W. Bush loves freedom of speech.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106969518270836199/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106969518270836199' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106969518270836199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106969518270836199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/um-critrio-para-ti.html' title='Um crit&amp;eacute;rio para mim, um crit&amp;eacute;rio para ti'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106946189250993853</id><published>2003-11-22T00:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-22T00:45:19.106Z</updated><title type='text'>Só pode ser engano</title><summary type='text'>Estava à espera de ver o Expresso da Meia-Noite na Sic Notícias, mas afinal estão a transmitir uma reunião da Associação dos Jornalistas Amigos da Ocupação do Iraque. Só não percebo por que há-de estar a decorrer num estúdio de televisão e não numa casa-de-banho -  já que são poucos e só dizem m...Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106946189250993853/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106946189250993853' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106946189250993853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106946189250993853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/s-pode-ser-engano.html' title='S&amp;oacute; pode ser engano'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106934257087455840</id><published>2003-11-20T15:36:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-20T15:36:36.233Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Bush dá conselhos à Europa a partir de Londres: combatam o anti-semitsimo, deixem de falar com os interlecutores errados na palestina e sejam mais realistas quanto ao seu papel no mundo. ".Nem comento a inversão dos valores cerebrais. Mas é preciso ser o país da Coca-Cola para ter tanta lata perante uma humilhação em curso no Iraque, outra na OMC, falhanços miseráveis sucessivos na "mediação" do</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106934257087455840/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106934257087455840' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106934257087455840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106934257087455840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/bush-des-de-mortos-para-incutirem.html' title=''/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106933970160869874</id><published>2003-11-20T14:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-20T14:48:46.780Z</updated><title type='text'>O sósia</title><summary type='text'>A acusação do Michael Jackson veio encher o PS de esperança. Agora é possível alegar que aquele homem "muito feio" que as testemunhas viram ao lado do Paulo Pedroso podia afinal não ser o Ferro Rodrigues.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106933970160869874/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106933970160869874' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106933970160869874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106933970160869874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/o-ssia.html' title='O s&amp;oacute;sia'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106924193659180926</id><published>2003-11-19T11:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-19T11:39:20.936Z</updated><title type='text'>Irra</title><summary type='text'>Se passasse pela cabeça do doutor bastonário que quanto mais médicos menos maleitas, incluindo a alopécia androgénica, talvez procurasse ao menos disfarçar o corporativismo como disfarça a careca.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106924193659180926/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106924193659180926' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106924193659180926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106924193659180926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/irra.html' title='Irra'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106919618443354070</id><published>2003-11-18T22:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-18T22:56:47.873Z</updated><title type='text'>A contrapartida</title><summary type='text'>Já sei o que pedimos em troca do envio da GNR para o Iraque: um árbitro. "Desde que seja contra os franceses", disseram os americanos. A Nike fez o resto.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106919618443354070/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106919618443354070' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106919618443354070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106919618443354070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/contrapartida.html' title='A contrapartida'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106908546883309083</id><published>2003-11-17T16:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-17T16:11:31.640Z</updated><title type='text'>Águas paradas do rio</title><summary type='text'>Gosto de pensar que o declínio das page views vem atrás do meu desinteresse crescente pelo blogue; que este definha primeiro que aquelas. Aliás, hoje, pela primeira vez desde há semanas, abri o mail diário do Sitemeter, esse cadastro da nossa popularidade, onde outroura penhorava uma pequena parte do meu amor-próprio. Nessa altura, o resultado destes dias seria fulminante; agora não suscita mais </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106908546883309083/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106908546883309083' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106908546883309083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106908546883309083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/guas-paradas-do-rio.html' title='&amp;Aacute;guas paradas do rio'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106908360471527369</id><published>2003-11-17T15:40:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-17T15:40:27.110Z</updated><title type='text'>E agora?</title><summary type='text'>Por falar em Pacheco Pereira, onde parará a sua berlusconifilia quando acontecem coisas destas?Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106908360471527369/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106908360471527369' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106908360471527369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106908360471527369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/e-agora.html' title='E agora?'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106883738925113796</id><published>2003-11-14T19:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-14T19:16:49.216Z</updated><title type='text'>Generalização</title><summary type='text'>Quanto tempo falta para Rui Rio chamar terroristas aos arrumadores do Porto, o Pacheco Pereira aos estudantes e a Catalina Pestana aos pedófilos?Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106883738925113796/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106883738925113796' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106883738925113796'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106883738925113796'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/generalizao.html' title='Generaliza&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106877956565444181</id><published>2003-11-14T03:12:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-14T03:13:05.013Z</updated><title type='text'>Glórias alternativas</title><summary type='text'>Custa-me como se  tivesse uma hérnia discal, mas o FCP finalmente merece uma vénia. Há estádios da Luz e há estádios de luz de baixo consumo.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106877956565444181/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106877956565444181' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106877956565444181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106877956565444181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/glrias-alternativas.html' title='Gl&amp;oacute;rias alternativas'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106875495328743035</id><published>2003-11-13T20:22:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-13T20:25:08.200Z</updated><title type='text'>A retoma</title><summary type='text'>A economia da França e da Alemanha recomeçou a crescer. Ainda bem que também não nos deixámos obcecar pelo défice.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106875495328743035/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106875495328743035' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106875495328743035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106875495328743035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/retoma.html' title='A retoma'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106866651855903436</id><published>2003-11-12T19:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T19:48:35.476Z</updated><title type='text'>Era uma vez</title><summary type='text'>Consta que o nosso primeiro-ministro sucumbiu a uma virose, que o está a deter na cama. Para o entreter e embalar, seguro desse fundo infantil que nunca morre, conto-lhe daqui algumas histórias:Era uma vez um terrorista chamado Afonso Henriques...Era uma vez um terrorista chamado Nuno Álvares Pereira...Era uma vez um terrorista chamado João, o IV...Era uma vez um povo terrorista que resistiu a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106866651855903436/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106866651855903436' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106866651855903436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106866651855903436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/era-uma-vez.html' title='Era uma vez'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106864206133648254</id><published>2003-11-12T13:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T19:39:56.560Z</updated><title type='text'>A culpa</title><summary type='text'>Explosão no quartel-general das tropas italianas em Nassyria.Jornalista pergunta ao comandante italiano se já sabe quem foram os responsáveis:- Os portugueses já tinham chegado?- Não.- Então devem ter sido os terroristas.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106864206133648254/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106864206133648254' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106864206133648254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106864206133648254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/culpa.html' title='A culpa'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106858984410905207</id><published>2003-11-11T22:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-11T22:30:41.410Z</updated><title type='text'>Tempus fugit</title><summary type='text'>Judite de Sousa - "Benvindos à 2ª parte desta Grande Entrevista com o secretário-geral do PS. Uma entrevista, compreensivelmente, mais longa do que o habitual...".Passados 15 minutos de oposição à solta:Judite de Sousa - "Muito obrigada, sôtor".Fim da entrevista.Em off, nota-se que Ferro Rodrigues, ainda boquiaberto, pergunta o que era feito do tempo programado a Judite de Sousa, que responde </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106858984410905207/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106858984410905207' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106858984410905207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106858984410905207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/tempus-fugit.html' title='Tempus fugit'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106843530485260362</id><published>2003-11-10T03:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-10T03:35:02.340Z</updated><title type='text'>O incorrigível</title><summary type='text'>Comentário de Mourinho ao empate:"O Moreirense fez o seu joguinho, defendeu muito, contra-atacou quando pôde e mandou os apanha-bolas embora".Só faltou citar o seu presidente e dizer que a sua equipa foi roubada no fim, já que se o penalti a favor do Moreirense  tivesse sido assinalado, o jogador adversário atirava ao poste e, no contra-ataque, o Porto marcava.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106843530485260362/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106843530485260362' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106843530485260362'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106843530485260362'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/o-incorrigvel.html' title='O incorrig&amp;iacute;vel'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106838325476247875</id><published>2003-11-09T13:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-09T13:07:32.743Z</updated><title type='text'>Are you talking to me?</title><summary type='text'>Ferro enxovalha Carrilho.Perfeito! Agora só falta chamar nomes ao Miguel Sousa Tavares.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106838325476247875/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106838325476247875' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106838325476247875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106838325476247875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/are-you-talking-to-me.html' title='Are you talking to me?'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106832509479114598</id><published>2003-11-08T20:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-08T23:34:43.790Z</updated><title type='text'>Subúrbios</title><summary type='text'>Quero saber o que sentem as pessoas que votam no PSD. Amanhã não tomo banho, visto o fato-de-treino, meto o telemóvel à cintura e vou ao Jumbo com uma mulher gorda e dois putos sebentos e malsofridos.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106832509479114598/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106832509479114598' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106832509479114598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106832509479114598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/subrbios.html' title='Sub&amp;uacute;rbios'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106829930492629018</id><published>2003-11-08T13:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-08T13:53:16.546Z</updated><title type='text'>Hearts &amp; Minds II</title><summary type='text'>Enquanto Jessica Lynch desmente o seu próprio heroísmo, um sargento americano é acusado de cobardia, sob pena de morte (sic), por ter confessado ao seu superior que não conseguia esquecer a imagem de um iraquiano esventrado. Os soldados já morrem aos magotezinhos, mas pelos vistos o general Patton ainda vive.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106829930492629018/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106829930492629018' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106829930492629018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106829930492629018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/hearts-minds-ii.html' title='Hearts &amp; Minds II'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106824924592473877</id><published>2003-11-07T23:54:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-07T23:54:04.253Z</updated><title type='text'>Hearts &amp; Minds</title><summary type='text'>TIKRIT, Iraq Nov. 7 — An Army Black Hawk helicopter crashed Friday apparently shot down by insurgents killing all six U.S. soldiers aboard and capping the bloodiest seven days in Iraq for Americans since the fall of Baghdad. In retaliation, American troops backed by Bradley fighting vehicles swept through Iraqi neighborhoods before dawn Saturday, blasting houses suspected of being insurgent </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106824924592473877/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106824924592473877' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106824924592473877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106824924592473877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/hearts-minds.html' title='Hearts &amp; Minds'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106781385709422639</id><published>2003-11-02T22:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-02T22:57:47.576Z</updated><title type='text'>Breve XVIII</title><summary type='text'>Definição de terrorismo segundo a administração norte-americana: ataque da resistência de um país ocupado a alvo militar da potência ocupante. Lembram-se da Guerra de Independência? Quem diria que os Estados Unidos são uma nação terrorista.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106781385709422639/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106781385709422639' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106781385709422639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106781385709422639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/breve-xviii.html' title='Breve XVIII'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5516201.post-106781307769625025</id><published>2003-11-02T22:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-02T22:44:36.023Z</updated><title type='text'>Breve XVII</title><summary type='text'>A derrota do Benfica assinalou a última boa decisão do Manuel Vilarilho - não ter convidado o Beira Mar para a estreia do estádio.Ralo</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/feeds/106781307769625025/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5516201&amp;postID=106781307769625025' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106781307769625025'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5516201/posts/default/106781307769625025'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://tzero.blogspot.com/2003/11/breve-xvii.html' title='Breve XVII'/><author><name>Ralo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03817062752512682891</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
